Note: I will nto be writing anymore of these as I no longer have much time. If I do occasionally get some I will post another one or two, chapter two of Candy cane however will be up on my FF page and here between the 27th and the 1st. Happy holidays.

So one fic a day from the 1st of december to the 24th when I will post two fics, I gave myself a limit of 500 words and a hour in which to write them. The fics will not come in the order of the list below but I will put the date which they wee added next to them and when they are all up in the order. All are written without a better so expect some spelling and grammar mistakes.

Feel free to make any suggestions they might be better then the ides I get.

All have a Harry Potter theme, mostly centering around the marauder era.

1. Christmas Tree - Christmas tree - 4th Dec
2. Mistletoe
3. Family
4. Turkey
5. Carols
6. Peace
7. Chocolate
8. Lights
9. Nativity
10. After Dinner Mints
11. Travelling
12. Advent Calendar
13. Tinsel
14. Shopping
15. Snow - Snow (Draco / Harry for ddraigcoch ) -2ed Dec
16. Cracker
17. Stocking
18. Presents
19. Cranberry Sauce - Cranberry Sauce 5th Dec
20. Santa
21. Christmas Card
22. Satsuma
23. Candy cane - Candy cane 1st Dec
24. Rudolf - Rudolf 3rd Dec
25. Christmas Day

Title: Cranberry sauce
Rating: NC 17
First published: 4/12/09
Edited: -
Chapters 1
A/N ALMOST ENTIRE PICE IS IN DIALOG


( Cranberry sauce )

Title: Christmas tree
Rating: U
First published: 4/12/09
Edited: -
Chapters 1

( Christmas tree )

Title: Rudolph
Rating: U
First published: 3/12/09
Edited: -
Chapters 1

( Rudolph )

Title: Candy cane
Rating: PG 13
First published: 2/12/09
Edited: -
Chapters 1

( Snow )

Title: Candy cane
Rating: NC 17
First published: 1/12/09
Edited: -
Chapters: 1

( Candy cane )

50 things you should not do with the tardis.

By w.kaynine

 

 

1. I am not allowed to substitute humping for stroking.
2. Not ask if the “sonic screwdriver” is really an anal probe.
3. Every time I enter I will not keep repeating “omg its bigger on the inside”  
4. Not charge admission to enter.
5. Ask the doctor if he is also bigger on the inside.
6. Ask where the dungeons are located.
7. Say that’s its really just a square blue dalek.
8. Paint it pink.
9. Call it mother.
10. It is not a public toilet and I shall not treat it as one.
11. Sell it on eBay.
12. Ask where the room is that all the old companions stuff is in.
13. Remove parts and see what happens.
14. Park it on double yellows.
15. Attempt a world record and see how many people will fit inside.
16. “The love box” is not the correct term for reference to the tardis.
17.  Crack is not an acceptable replacement for a trip in the tardis.
18. The tardis is not crack itself.
19. I am not allowed to reinact the gut buster scene from alien at the dinner table.
20. I will not start a “when’s a dalek going to tern up” betting pool.
21. Show Hitler what its technology could do for his career.
22. Invite the doctors ex companions to tea.
23. Little daleks are not running the tardis and I should not scare the doctor by telling him so.
24. Fill it with cake no matter how much the doctor would like it.
25. Dance better then the doctor.
26. It is a bad idea to tell a ciberman that he takes himself to seriously.
27. Land it upside down.
28. Start an annual dalek tea party day.
29. Use it to gain world domination.
30. There is not a show called “pimp my time machine” and I can not enter the tardis in it.
31. Pimp it out west coast style.
32. I shall not absorb the time space continuum from it just to get high.
33. Store histories most famous in it and charge them rent.
34. I am not allowed to replace the whooping noise with the dixe horn.
35. I am not allowed to give it my own theme tune.
36. I am not allowed to enter it in robot rumble.
37. I did not find any gimp stuff in its closet.
38. Set it on vibrate.
39. It is not a giant ipod in anyway shape or form.
40. Smurfs are not welcome anytime just because it is also blue.
41. It is not a good idea to paint a sign saying “alien craft right here torchwood!” and stand it next to the tardis.
42. There is no window to moon out of and I should not attempt to make one.
43. Show torchwood the home entertainment cinema in it.
44. Call it “The love machine”
45. Use it for criminal purposes.
46. Tern it into a transformer.
47. Ask the doctor “so what else can this piece of crap do?”
48. I must not tell the doctor the he is its bitch.
49. It is not the death star.
50. I did not invent it and therefore should not be paid royalty every time it goes anywhere.

21 things I am no longer allowed to do to

Remus Lupin

 

By w. kaynine

 

1. Ask him if it’s “that time of the month”.
2. Growl every time I see him.
3. Paste myself with chocolate and see what he dose in response.
4. Howl at him.
5. Tell him that I can be the beauty for the beast in him.
6. Send him raw meat in the mail.
7. Give him flea collars and free vet treatments.
8. Not hang a fake full moon outside of his window at night.
9. Give him Prozac.
10. Tell him I need “private lessons” just to make sure.
11. Tell him that “you know your Graybacks bitch”
12. Let him know that you would gladly do it doggy style.
13. Ask if he’s an alpha male.
14. Ask if I can the alpha female.
15. Pine for him when he says no.
16. Tell him that it adds to his sexuality.
17. Corner him after a full moon when he’s weak.
18. Sell his story to Rita Sketa (spelt right?)
19. Imply that he loved Sirius.
20. Imply that he is hot for Snape.
21. Imply that I would like to see the result of these.

 

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just seeing if this will post really, i'm not being able to comment on entries.

Apparently I’ve caused a bit of a stir within the sonic communities with my posts, so I would just like to point out that if any mod or member of the community’s are unhappy with it I would happily take them down for you.

just coment on THIS post and i'll do it :) 
i didn't mean to annoy anyone one, just want to get people aware of my comunity, okay :)

anyone english here?
anyway just incase anyones intrested http://www.londonexpo.com/ is anyone going?

hello again. i have nothing going on in my life, really i don't. anyways......

i don't know if gj is working, i tried to put something in search and no results came up. but then again maby it was just my peice of crap they i call my combox. one day i sware i will just throw this thing out of the window!